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Really, New York Post?

By Saxon Baird - Nov 20th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

The Dow drops below the 8,000 mark, New York City Police are currently in a clash with the federal government over surveillance rules, Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce is finalized, and what does the New York Post put on the cover of today’s issue?

“Wolf Boy Miracle! Columbia eyes cure.”

Listen, I don’t really take you seriously anyways. While I do find India’s Pruthviraj Patil’s disease that causes him to grow body hair everywhere somewhat interesting, I cannot even be sure that this whole thing isn’t just a hoax to sell papers. Or perhaps you have decided to now fashion yourself after the always entertaining Weekly World News?

Congratulations on officially making yourselves the biggest joke of a publication in the United States. Yes, I even consider cheap celebrity tabloid In Touch to exhibit a more respectable brand of journalism than your publication.

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  1. Annika says:

    wait, Madonna and Guy Richie’s divorce is final??

    November 20th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
  2. saxon says:

    doi! And like Madonna totally dressed her son in a Yankees shirt before dropping him off at Guy’s house to run in the fact that shes dating A-Rod. So lame, I know.

    November 20th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
  3. Mark Baird says:

    And yet Madonna is largely responsible for the culture of saxon’s generation. She broke down walls, not remembered anymore. — She was a major influence upon our culture, no less so than Warhol.

    November 23rd, 2008 at 10:10 am

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